The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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