All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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