i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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