My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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