That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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