am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
