Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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