Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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