Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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