yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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