walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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