tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
MIDGETS
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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