everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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