I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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