K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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