Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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