Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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