Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I understand Curling. That high.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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