he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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