More tranny stories later!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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