To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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