meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i will never coherently bang her
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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