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(315): View more from New York

Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.

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im calling her cock vulture from now on

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(954): View more from Florida

I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice

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(618): View more from Illinois

He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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(520): View more from Arizona

i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.

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(813): View more from Florida

IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA

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(775): View more from Nevada

I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms

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(424): View more from California

Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?

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"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper

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