real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
As shirtless as possible
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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