Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She announced her abortion via fbk
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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