are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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