If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
