Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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