I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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