On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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