just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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