I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I intend to get homeless drunk
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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