he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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