Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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