fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Randomize
