Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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