:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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