Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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