Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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