hell yes lets make some ravioli
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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