? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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