Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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