It's just like the Real World with babies
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Bring me that man meat
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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