When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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