I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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