Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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