You really coming over, don't trick.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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