Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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