bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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