whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
